Astheists: If evoluition is true, why isn’t an ape crawling out of my glass of Crystal Light?

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Astheists: If evoluition is true, why isn't an ape crawling out of my glass of Crystal Light?
The ice is melting. Entropy. Everything is moving to less order, not more. 2nd Law of Thermodynamics. The ice is not evolving into an ape. I see no primates in my glass. Repent today.

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Answer by SupaStar
bananas in sealed peanut butter jars.

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6 Responses to Astheists: If evoluition is true, why isn’t an ape crawling out of my glass of Crystal Light?

  1. me

    it only happens when you aren’t looking.

  2. NM

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  3. Pennywise the Clown

    Your mom’s like Staples – That Was Easy.

  4. Rslnd

    Jesus I thought you were serious!! I am starring this question, I might even add you. Legend.

  5. TheKitten

    Why don’t you go ask in the biology section, or the physics section and go get laughed at there instead?

    I’m a bit tired tonight.

  6. Duck is Quackers!

    The more important question is: Why do you drink Crystal Light?

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